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Dec. 13th, 2008

Dear husband,

It is no secret, unless anyone we know has been living under a rock, that you were promoted to Sergeant.

So WHY is it necessary for you to buy 34532542354646564546154614523568976 Sergeant ranks for your uniform? Hmmmm?

I know the stripes on this one weren't thick enough, and the stripes on that one looked weird, and that one just looked like crap... but you only need ONE rank patch for your ACUs. Please consider this when you are promoted to Staff Sergeant in a year. I am very tired of velcro rank patches popping up all over this house while I clean. It's extremely annoying to think that you may have shorted clothing and sales of all their Sergeant rank because you're so damn picky about how it looks. As long as you have 3 stripes on your chest, people are going to KNOW you are a Sergeant.

If you bring home another package of said stripes, I am going to incinerate them.

Sincerely,
Your loving wife.

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