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My dear little jellyfish......


Dear husband,

There are somethings I think you should know.  Okay actually, there is a very long list of things. But for times sake, I will keep this brief.

1. When you clip your nails, if drives me nuts. The sound alone will send me up a wall most times. So why don't you do that while i'm at the store? or at work? or even in the bathroom...

2. When you clip your nails, it drives me even more nuts that you feel the need to clip them onto the carpet. 1. it hurts to step on your hard fingernails and 2. it's GROSS!

3. Please learn to do dishes. Or take the trash out. or put the dishes away....SOMETHING!

4. Dirty washclothes go in the HAMPER not on the bathroom floor. The HAMPER is in the closet next to the bathroom. if you need a map to it, I will be more than happy to draw you one....not that you use maps or anything but that's another note.

5. Peeing in empty bottles....please let's not go THERE again....

6. and one final thing...those dirty socks next to the computer, yeah I know what they're from/for. remove them and place in hamper....or you will not have clean socks to wear to work.

I married you because I love you. Not to become your mommy figure/slave/whatever.

So PLEASE do more around the house. Before I attempt to shove a wooden spoon up your butt.....

PS.

Tonight is garbage night. This is the night when you go out back, behind the apartment and drag the garbage can out to the curb for the man in the big green truck to take away. Thank you.


Love,
your Wife of 2 1/2 yrs

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mrsvickie
Mar. 3rd, 2009 12:34 am (UTC)
Ugh, my husband did that with towels instead of socks. Ughhhhhhh
mellyjc
Mar. 3rd, 2009 03:18 am (UTC)
Mine leaves the toenail clippings on the nightstand or the end table, or wherever he was clipping..and they will sit there for MONTHS. I don't understand why I find clippers in every room of hte house either. You'd think he was trimming them twice a day.

And the laundry, and the socks.. *sigh* But peeing in bottles? EW.
snowbitch
Mar. 3rd, 2009 04:40 am (UTC)
Peeing in empty bottles????
fleckerbug
Apr. 21st, 2009 04:04 pm (UTC)
Indeed. Ew. I had a sibling who did this. It can be a symptom of a mental disorder.
miss_artiga
Apr. 14th, 2009 06:32 am (UTC)
My husband uses his dirty shirts D=
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